TRUMP: CONNECTING THE DOTS #02.
by Tom Panzone – tom@panzonereport.com
What Trump was really doing at 3am. Ask “men of a certain age”.
It doesn’t take a doctor to tell you what so many men and women know from experience about unfit, overweight, 70 year old men. They have high blood pressure, some form of Type 2 Diabetes and suffer from Erectile Dysfunction. Let me connect the dots for you.
What are some of the things we know, so far, about Mr. Trump’s personal habits?
If we judge Mr. Trump using the same means he uses to judge the world from Trump Tower: FOX TV and the Internet, we have observed that he follows an unhealthy diet, as he proudly portrays the fast food that he prefers to eat. He says that he does not drink alcohol and doesn’t do drugs. These would counteract his medications. If so, this may imply that he probably suffers from high blood pressure and heart disease, has high cholesterol and high blood sugars contributing to his Type2 Diabetes, as manifested by his mood swings. He may have weak kidneys which can contribute to gout; and, at his age, he probably also has a swollen prostate which contributes to his erectile dysfunction. Because these can all be controlled with medication, it gives him (men) a false sense of security which may even cause some dubious doctors to proclaim one “healthy” because the medication makes the blood works look normal. Let’s explain these observations a bit further.
Exercise: Playing golf using a golf cart, going down an elevator, getting in a limo or flying in a plane and tweeting with his thumbs are not exercise.
Orange Face: The extra “suntan” hides a red face which is often a sign of high blood pressure.
Diabetes: Unfortunate side effects of Diabetes include MOOD SWINGS, which easily explains Mr. Trump’s erratic behaviour. When awake, he needs to make an effort to maintain his blood sugars at an even level by eating something HEALTHY every 2-3 hours. Bad mood sets in quickly otherwise. You can go from very happy to very angry in minutes, even with your best friend.
Erectile Dysfunction: Most old men suffer from a swollen prostate which interferes with the normal flow of blood and/or urine to the penis. Diabetes compounds this affliction. Two things happen here. You never fully empty your bladder when peeing, which means you have “to go” way more often, especially during the night. And, you can’t keep an erection up long enough during sex. (Imagine the poor wives?) As a result, you suffer from interrupted sleep at a time when your blood sugars are low. Since men often wake up with various degrees of an erection, when you wake up at 3 am, the first thing you do is take care of the erection if you must. You may remember what Jack Nicholson said to Morgan Freeman in the film The Bucket List: “Never waste a good erection”. If you are a pervert or sexually deficient, you may need to look at girly pictures/videos of Miss Universe while pleasuring yourself. However, if you are more normal, you’ll go directly for your iPhone and check mail on you way to the bathroom. But your blood sugars are still low and your mood is not good. You see text messages that irritate you. They trigger your aggressive behaviour; your thumbs spring up faster than your penis and quickly are out of control tweeting words you will surely regret after breakfast.
These observations are obviously not comprehensive. For example, 9 million Americans are unaware that they have Type 2 Diabetes. Mr. Trump may be one of them. From the way his pants fit when he pulls them up to prove his manhood, you can see that he probably wears Depends. And, with all his nocturnal shenanigans, you can’t imagine that Melania sleeps in the same room or even on the same floor. She probably sleeps downstairs with Baron. To satisfy a pretty young woman like his wife, he definitely uses Viagra or Cialis and sex is by appointment only. We won’t worry about his sniffles yet, at this time.
However, I do hope that, other curious writers will develop these concepts further. Just remember that if Mr. Trump becomes President, he’ll always be up at 3 am because he has to go to the bathroom to pee. Oh, and, he’ll be in a bad mood. He better not be near any atomic bomb button.
The more we get to know Mr. Trump and the more the curious are inclined to connect the dots within his personal life
There is plenty there to fuel speculation for an inquisitive mind. ###
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